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All i can say is well done sir. The poster is very simple and gives away nothing but at the same time reveals a lot to people who have been following the every move of this movie and what we are able to piece together from set visits and scene descriptions.
The poster shows us that Gotham is going to be well and truly fucked up. Which allows us to believe they are going to follow the comic story very faithfully and bring a lot from the Knightfall story. Which leads us to believe that the story will be a lot like this.
Bane fights Batman and realises he cant win so he retreats and comes up with a plan. He breaks into Arkham releasing all the psychopaths Batman put away over the years and lets them raise hell in Gotham and leaving Batman with the near impossible task of rounding up all the prisoners before Gotham falls. After months of rounding up criminals Batman is tired (mentally and physically) This is when Bane strikes and breaks Batman's back and destroys him. But rather than kill Batman Bane decides it is a greater humiliation for Batman to live knowing he had been bested both mentally and physically and the rest of the story is Batman rising up again to defeat Bane and take back Gotham.
So what do you guys think? Can Nolan work his magic a third time and make the most perfect trilogy in superhero history? Comments below.
THATS WHEN BATMANS ARMS FALL OFF AND HE GETS BIT BY A BAT AND STARTS TO GROW WINGS INSTEAD ON HANDS! AND BECOMES LIKE A MANBAT! and then just when he thinks hes getting back into shape? kittywoman jumps in and takes hom down with her tail! swoop! bam! crash! but out of no were she says " u need help maaan" and so she helps him
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so there walking down the street and put BANE into arkam nuthouse, out comes crocodile man half legs and half crocodile! they no hes just too powerful so man bat throws his boomerbatarrang at him and surely enough, AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHH GOD MY EYES!!!!
AHHHHH AHHHH (thrashes and flails about on floor for a full 10mins) HAHA says manbat u may be tuff, but eyesballs are small and squishy! ur weakness has been poked by a very sharp object!
but thats when a local smackhead jumps out!
BANE quicky pulls out 20arkam "fat" dollers and takes the dirty aids riddin needle and sticks into his arms! all of a sudden BANE begins to grow in size!!! his arms become like washing up piles from a large families washing up basket and his torso pops out his t-shirt!
thats when he shouts!
"I AM A CAUCASION HULK"
manbat is already 1 step ahead of him tho,
"NOT THIS TIME CAUCASION HULK/BANE"
manbat uses his batokia and calls MR REALLY COLD MAN IT DOESNT BOTHER ME MUCH BUT YES HOT WEATHERS A BITCH MAN! he comes in a flash! < (flash refrence for all u fans out there, keep is real hommies!) mr really cold man it doesnt bother me much but yes hot weathers a bitch man freezes around him and suddenly this calm music starts to play and water fills around caucasion hulk and then the dial makes the ladder delete its self HAHA manbat laughs as he watches BANE return to his normal self and drowns in the cold water!!! but then "click" after all her help manbat puts kittycat woman back in the arkams nuthouse to plau checkers forever. AND SHE HATES CHECKERS CUZ SHE NEVER WINS!
THE END
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spelling mistakes were going to happen as by you can see am not a very bright person so bitching about it is a case of being a bully towards me!
hope u enjoy ep2 will come when ep1 picks up
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