Thursday, 24 March 2011

Duke Numkem Forever "Delayed"

Hey guys just a quick update on the new Duke Nukem game Duke Nukem Forever.



After being in development hell for the best part of 12 years but finally is going to grace our consoles later this year. After being promised a May 6th release date we all got a little bit excited for the sex line callin pig tauntin ass kicker. Sadly it looks like we will have to wait a little longer for him to return as we have been given a special message from 2K telling us its been pushed back to June 14th. Now for you fans who have been waiting as long as i have for this game its just a little speed bump on the highway of awesomeness duke rides on.



And with the new game type "Capture The babe" being announced which adds a twist to the common capture the flag game type. For those of you who don't know the new rules here they are.

  1. You capture a babe in a skimpy bikini
  2. You take her back to your teams base
  3. If she gets out of line on the walk back or screams too much you can gently lay her down on a soft location and totally go Chris Brown on her ass and give her a reassuring slap.
  4. When you take her to your base...your team gains a point.
Simple.

Here's the trailer for those of you who haven't already seen it.


Hope you guys don't mind waiting a while longer for an ass kicking game. Your going to need a whole lot of bubblegum to tide you over. Comments in the lovely little box below ( I could make an immature vagina joke but that's way to easy )

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